June 12, 2009

Some T-shirts are more offensive than others

Filed under: Fashion,General,Weird by Orangemaster @ 10:05 am
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Two and a half years ago Dénis van Vliet was fined 170 euro for wearing a T-shirt that read ‘corrupt’, with the ‘o’ logo of the Dutch police. He fought the fine in court and the winner is… the police.

Van Vliet was stopped by two policemen who were offended by the T-shirt. Van Vliet’s lawyer argued that there are many ways to intepret the T-shirt and that if the police are so easily offended, it goes to show how little power they actually exude. (The Dutch police ‘just talk’ to people who do ‘bad things’ and come off like nice old ladies scolding a puppy for peeing on the carpet.)

Oddly enough in a similar case, someone wore a T-shirt that read ‘poep’ (‘shit’), with the police ‘o’ logo and the courts dismissed it.

In court, the lawyer pulled out a baseball cap and T-shirt worn by the bomb squad with the words ‘kort lontje’ (‘short fuse’), saying that the cops can laugh at their own jokes, but not at other people’s.

I’m waiting for a list of things we can and can’t have on a T-shirt, so we can add that to the war on fun being waged in the Netherlands.

(Link: revu.nl, Photo shirtjes.nu)

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June 11, 2009

Dutch dike protects national archives in Washington

Filed under: Architecture,Design,General by Orangemaster @ 10:10 am
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File this one under ‘no one is a prophet in their own country’. Dutch inventor and painter Johann van den Noort never got any credit for his work in the Netherlands (was nominated once back in 1996), but this month his custom-made water defences are going to be built to protect nothing less than the National Archives of the United States in Washington DC.

Two water defences, both 2,5 metres high and 8 metres wide, will be installed at the entrance of the archive building. Van den Noort refers to his invention as a ‘floating dike’ or ‘self-flooding water dam’: once the water level rises, the pit with the floating defence, made from polyester and kevlar, fills up. Then, the water pressure pushes the defence above ground, which turns into an impenetrable wall.

Although Van den Noort’s hometown of Kampen, Overijssel saw no use for his invention when it came time to reinforce their own water defences, he did received the award of ‘Best Civil Technical Invention in the world’ at an international invention trade show in Geneva back in 1996, among others.

(Links: idealize and Noort Innovations, Photo: Sanjay K. Bidasaria)

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June 10, 2009

Hate speech against Muslims, Jews and gays still high

Filed under: General by Branko Collin @ 9:52 am
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Meldpunt Discriminatie Internet, where you can report Internet occurrences of hate speech, has just published its year report for 2008 (PDF, Dutch). The amount of hate speech aimed at the dark-skinned, at Muslims, Jews and gays remains high. MDI counted 899 criminal utterances last year, down from 1078 utterances in 2007. Complaints about discriminatory utterances led to removal of the speech in 91% of the cases. MDI reported 7 instances of hate speech to the police last year.

(Via the print version of De Pers, Image: thesituationist)

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June 9, 2009

Car thieves try to escape by swimming

Filed under: General by Branko Collin @ 8:58 am

Two suspected car thieves were caught yesterday when they tried to escape their pursuers by swimming from the province of Gelderland to the province of Flevoland across the 500-meter-wide Nuldernauw.

At 9:15 am police noticed a stolen car on the A28 motorway, but drivers got wind of smokey bear and put the pedal to the metal. Near the town of Horst, the stolen car hit the shoulder at high speed and careened into some trees 30 metres off the road. When the police got there, they found that the driver and his partner in crime had fled the scene towards the nearby water.

A little later, the police discovered the men in the water, swimming towards Flevoland. When two officers dived in to continue pursuit, the suspects turned around and themselves in. The men were taken to a hospital for hypothermia. The police will question them as soon as possible.

(Via Politie Noord en Oost Gelderland, via Telegraaf, Photo looking across the nearby Wolderwijd from Harderwijk to Zeewolde, Flevoland, by Sjaak Kempe, some rights reserved. The Nuldernauw is to the left.)

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June 8, 2009

Three treasures discovered in same month in same city

Filed under: General,Science by Branko Collin @ 9:36 am

Last month, three coin treasures were found in Groningen during archaeological digs. Don’t get all excited though, as a coin treasure is defined as anything over five coins, or as Blackadder character Baldrick would have it, some coins. The biggest find was a collection of half-stuivers, stuivers and double stuivers (a stuiver is the Dutch equivalent of a shilling or a nickel) in a jar, estimated to be worth three monthly salaries at the time they were minted, reports Blik op Nieuws (Dutch).

So who gets the loot? After a find of celtic silver and gold coins near Maastricht two years ago, archaeologist Wim Dijkman of the city of Maastricht told Z24 (Dutch): “According to the law, half of the estimated value goes to the owner of the land, the other half to the finder. Since this find has become an official one, the finder is the city of Maastricht.” That find was estimated to be worth several hundred thousand euro, and since Maastricht wanted to keep the coins for its own collection, it had to pay the land-owners from its own purse.

(By the way, the coins in the picture were found in my own wallet and are not an official treasure.)

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June 6, 2009

Don’t DIY Days – Part 2

Filed under: General by Olivier Oosterbaan @ 11:35 pm

24 Oranges asked me to talk about the Don’t DIY Day (Doe-het-niet-zelf dag) I participated in some time ago, and that they posted about previously. Don’t DIY Days basically consist of working a day for free, and reaping the rewards of other creative professionals doing the same for you.

First of all, I really enjoyed it and can wholeheartedly recommend participating in a doe-het-niet-zelf day. However, it may not be for everyone, everytime. Let me tell you why, and hopefully that will help you decide if and how to participate in a Don’t DIY Day. (Maybe even the next one: this Friday, June 12 in Amsterdam.)

In the last week of February, I participated in a Doe-Het-Niet-Zelf day at MediaGuild / Willem de Zwijger in Amsterdam. Since I was in the final stages of establishing my own law firm, I came with a preset idea of what I wanted to get out of it: a logo and/or corporate style that reflected the message of my firm. I offered my legal expertise in all things copyright and Internet law. It turned out that I had to scale back or rather change my original expectations. I got something else and gave something else, too.

At the website for the get-togethers (doehetnietzelf.org) there is a light matchmaking tool: you can say what you want to give and what you’d like to receive. The idea is that you can figure out in advance who you would like to work with. Yet, on the day itself, even with this set-up replicated off-line (that is, on post-its), what worked best for me was to see person-to-person if you could help or be helped.

During the day, I spent some time with about six different people, and each time I had to reformulate (and re-evaluate) my question. In the end, I spent part of the day discussing the reasons for choosing the name of my firm, a name I had settled on at the time. A week later, I chose the name I had originally settled on, but it was a good exercise to think about it a little more during the day, and the day was a good starter. What I ended up getting out of the day was different, perhaps even better, than what I had set out to get out of it.

And, more interestingly, each time I received help, I also had to think how I could best give help, as people did not have many questions in my specific field. I also took some pictures of the VirtuaGym team (a MediaGuild member). It wasn’t something I expected to do, but it was good fun regardless. So, be prepared to step out of your comfort zone and see what else you can offer on the spot. In short, prepare to be unprepared.

Whether you take the collaboration beyond that particular day is up to you. I myself have kept in touch with some people I met and some early stage collaboration is taking place. Again, this is more a happy coincidence, not a guaranteed result.

And, with a roughly 50-50 weight distribution of giving and taking during the day, I felt like it was a fair deal. But even 80-20 would have been good. Since it isn’t possible to predict the outcome on this part, I’d say that it’s better to let that one go and not necessarily expect an equal exchange (in time).

So, for me, in the end, a Doe-Het-Niet-Zelf day worked like a very good idea-generation day, because the day was somewhat fluid. For other people, very concrete results were achieved, so it does depend on what you set out to achieve. I suspect that the direction a particular Doe-Het-Niet-Zelf day takes, for the group and for the individuals, depends on the group present.

All in all, I really enjoyed participating in a Doe-het-niet-zelf dag, and will surely participate again in the future. But, go and experience it yourself. It might be for you; it might not be, but give it a try.

The two-man team behind the Doe-Het-Niet-Zelf days, Arnoud van den Heuvel and Marcel van der Drift, organise the Don’t-DIY Days with some irregularity. Having been hosted by others until now, they recently acquired some space in Amsterdam of their own. They will inaugurate their own space—in keeping with tradition—with a Don’t-DIY Day next Friday, 12 June (from 10 am to 7 pm). See their website for details.

(Photo of Pakhuis de Zwijger, hub for many “new media” events and initiatives in Amsterdam, by bMA, may be used under condition that the source is mentioned.)

(Guest post by Olivier Oosterbaan of Create Law. Olivier is an IP and IT lawyer. In his spare time, he travels the globe as a portrait photographer.)

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Netherlands beats England at cricket

Filed under: Sports by Branko Collin @ 10:39 am

No idea how special this is, but the Netherlands beat England at cricket, at the Lord’s cricket field yesterday—which apparently has a special place in the hearts of cricket fans. At some time during the match, The Times thought the game was in the bag for England and wrote optimistically: “Luke Wright scored a scintillating 71 as England set the Netherlands 163 to win the opening match of the World Twenty20 having been put in to bat under leaden skies at Lord’s.”

The tone of the press changed considerably later on as the game turned, suggesting that Twenty20 was just a young upstart version of real cricket, and that England hadn’t brought their best form. England scored 162-5 against the Netherlands’ 163-6, and that was, as it seems, it. “It took 125 years before we could experience something like this,” Dutch cricket association chief Marc Asselberghs told Algemeen Dagblad—though that appears to have been in reference to the luncheon before the match.

The only thing I know about cricket is that according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, it’s the rudest invention in the universe. (Oh, and what Jiskefet says.)

To the inhabitants of Albion who would like to reclaim some lost ground, there’s always fierljeppen, kaatsen and klootschieten (although the Germans rule the latter). Also, I am pretty sure the korfballers would be over the moon if anybody took some interest in their sport, one where the world championships are seemingly decided between Belgium and the Netherlands each year.

Link tip: Jon.

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June 5, 2009

Man fined for walking around naked in his home

Filed under: General,Weird by Orangemaster @ 9:56 am
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Last Wednesday, a 55-year-old man in the very decent town of Amersfoort, Utrecht was fined by the police for walking around his house – curtains open Dutch-style, I assume – naked and visibly so. It was the third time – oh dear! – the man was seen doing his thing by the person who called the police. (Was it nicer the first two times?)

He was fined with indecent exposure. I can’t stop myself from saying that maybe if it had been a decent looking woman, the cops would have been alerted much later if not at all.

(Link: volkskrant.nl, Photo: absurd.nl)

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June 4, 2009

TomTom GPS device goes girly

Filed under: Fashion,Gadgets by Orangemaster @ 10:12 am
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We’ve all heard men and women drive and read maps differently (both have their faults) and that despite all the business talent out there, gagdets are still mostly marketed to men. When electronic products are aimed at women, oblivious marketing people make the thing pink and call it a day.

Dutch GPS brand TomTom decided to jump on the marketing to women bandwagon and came up with the White Pearl, based on the TomTom ONE IQ Routes edition, but a bit different. It’s more luxurious and has ‘special content’ for women.

I’ve used a TomTom often because when I passed my Dutch driving licence this year, we had to use one as part of the exam. By the way, they axed that part of the exam, as we memorised the three routes and ignored the GPS. Basically, driving instructors all bought thousands of TomToms for nothing.

The White Pearl has a matching silk pouch that fits easily into a handbag. It has a ‘Help Me!’ menu and even tells you what lane to be in when things get hairy. The ‘special content’ includes categories that are in English in the Dutch version as well such as “Places to be seen”, “Shop ‘til you drop” and “Everyday fashion”.

The look appeals to me, no question. The content is clearly for “girly girls”, the kind that can’t even a change bike tire and wear high heels all the time. At least, that’s the very icky vibe I get from it. The special content I find insulting and useless, and I know my Dutch girlfriends will totally agree. And they’re the kind of women that drive big motorcycles, kick board of director ass and still look cocktail ready come happy hour.

Of course, the darn thing is more expensive than the regular model: 199 euro instead of about 120-150 euro, and will be available in mid-June. So I’m not sold at all, I find it insulting at first glance, but I would accept it as a gift.

And then the jokes:
– Does it feature a man’s voice that says, “Hey doll, fix your hair and let’s roll!”
– Turn right! NO THE OTHER RIGHT!

UPDATE: Marketing to women means finding out from women what they want, not guessing or letting men fill in the blanks. It remains a mystery why something so simple is so difficult to understand.

(Link and photo: rtl.nl, gadgetrider.eu)

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June 3, 2009

Mmmm protein! Eating maggots at school

Filed under: Nature,Weird by Orangemaster @ 1:43 pm
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A Dutch school in The Hague, Nutsschool Bezuidenhout, decided that teaching kids about eating maggots was worthwhile subject matter during a school outing, according to Dutch newspaper AD. Two brave kids ate some maggots on a dare from teachers. Lo and behold, the mother of one of the other children complained to the newspaper of this ‘game’ played by 11 and 12-year-old children who do not have the capacity of making their own choices. Apparently, the kids threw up as well. In true Dutch ‘everything is relative’ form, the school said none of the children threw up, but admitted that eating maggots was ‘a bit disgusting’.

The most digusting thing I have every had to eat was as a preschooler: green Jell-o, a glow-in-the-dark lime green dessert made of sugar and jelly. I ate half, got scolded for not eating it, got sick and my mother yelled at the teacher in front of the entire preschool class for at least 30 minutes for forcing me to ‘crap junk food’. Never had the stuff again.

(Link: vleesmagazine.nl)

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